>> PREVIOUSLY ON "NIP/TUCK"...
>> MY DAD JUST GAVE US A LOT OF
MONEY FOR THE BABY´S EDUCATION
FUND.
>> HER NAME IS KATE.
SHE HAPPENS TO BE PRETTY
SPECIAL.
>> I HAD GASTRIC BYPASS, AND
AFTER I LOST 100 POUNDS, THIS
WAS THE RESULT.
>> I DON´T GIVE A SHIT IF SHE
WAS ONCE FAT.
>> JULIA MET SOMEONE.
YOU MET SOMEONE.
I GET IT.
>> OLLIE SOUNDS VERY UPPER
CRUST.
IS OLLIE RICH?
>> YES, VERY, AND IT´S OLIVIA.
>> MMM.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
>> OH, COME ON. LET THEM OUT.
THEY´LL SUFFOCATE. TRUST ME.
I´M A FAMOUS TV SURGEON.
>> RIGHT, RIGHT, WHICH IS
EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULD BE
CAREFUL BECAUSE THE TABLOIDS
WOULD KILL FOR A PHOTO OP.
>> OF US NAKED IN THE HOT TUB?
MMM.
>> SEAN, I GOT TO GO.
>> OH, NO, YOU DON´T.
>> NO, NO.
NO, I DO.
I GOT A CRAMP.
>> OK, OK, OK.
I PROMISE WE DON´T HAVE TO GET
NAKED.
>> WAIT, SEAN. OH, GOD.
>> I, UH, I DRAINED IT.
I PUT ENOUGH DISINFECTANT IN
THERE TO KILL AN OUTBREAK OF
EBOLA, SO--
HONEY, COME ON.
>> DON´T. DON´T TOUCH ME.
I CAN´T EVEN LOOK AT YOU.
>> I´M A DOCTOR.
BESIDES, THIS WAS NOTHING.
ONCE YOU´VE SEEN YOUR CHILDREN
BORN--
>> WAIT, WAIT. HEY, WHOA.
ARE YOU COMPARING THE BIRTH OF
YOUR CHILDREN TO ME SHITTING IN
A HOT TUB?
>> MAYBE YOU´VE GOT A BUG OR A
STOMACH FLU.
DID YOU EAT SOMETHING--
>> YEAH, YEAH. I DID.
I ATE SOMETHING, OK?
I FELT AWFUL AFTER DOING THE
SCENE WITH AIDAN, AND I TRIED
SHOVING THE ENTIRE CATERING
TRUCK DOWN MY THROAT.
WHEN THAT DIDN´T MAKE ME FEEL
ANY BETTER, I WENT OVER TO THE
CRAFT SERVICE TABLE, AND I
HOOVERED UP ALL THE SUGAR
COOKIES.
AT LEAST WHEN YOU DO A PLAY, YOU
CAN GO TO THE LADIES´ ROOM AND
VOMIT BETWEEN ACTS, BUT, NO,
THIS IS TV.
THE NEXT SHOT WAS CLOSE ON MY
FACE, SO I HAD TO RESORT TO PLAN
"B."
>> YOU TOOK A LAXATIVE?
>> YEAH, 3.
>> OH.
>> YOU´RE NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE
TO HAVE SEX WITH ME AGAIN, ARE
YOU?
>> OH, FOR GOD´S SAKE, I MEAN, I
AM A LITTLE CONCERNED THAT YOU´D
RESORT TO PILLS.
>> IT WAS A CATCH-22, OK?
I´M SO DISSATISFIED WITH
EVERYTHING--WORK, MY BODY--
SO I EAT.
I´M JUST, I´M SCARED.
I´M SCARED THAT I´M NOT GONNA BE
SATISFIED TILL I DRIVE AWAY THE
ONE THING THAT IS WORKING--YOU.
>> I´M NOT HERE BECAUSE YOU´RE
PERFECT.
I´M HERE BECAUSE YOU´RE YOU--
HUMAN, BEAUTIFUL--AND I´M
SATISFIED WITH YOU.
WHOA, TIGER.
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY REPLENISH
YOUR LIQUIDS.
>> OK. FILL HER UP.
HOW ABOUT I SATISFY YOU RIGHT
NOW?
>> I, UH--
>> ♫ AH
MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL
MAKE ME
A PERFECT SOUL
A PERFECT MIND
A PERFECT FACE
A PERFECT
LIFE ♫
>> MR. POE, HOW LONG HAVE YOU
BEEN A PLASTIC SURGERY ADDICT?
>> WELL, I´M HARDLY WHAT YOU
WOULD CALL AN ADDICT.
>> REALLY?
LET´S SEE.
YOU´VE HAD TWO RHINOPLASTIES TO
RESHAPE THE NOSTRILS AND
STRAIGHTEN OUT THE BONE, RIGHT,
A CHIN AUGMENTATION, TWO
BLEPHAROPLASTIES, A CANTHOPEXY
TO TIGHTEN UP THE BOTTOM LID AND
GIVE YOU THAT CATLIKE APPEARANCE
THERE, A BROW LIFT, TWO
OTOPLASTIES...
AM I MISSING ANYTHING?
>> CHIN REDUCTION, NOT
AUGMENTATION.
>> MY BAD.
>> NO. IT´S ACTUALLY
DR. WOODMAN´S BAD.
I ASKED FOR A CLEFT.
DO YOU SEE A CLEFT ON ME?
>> NO. THAT´S THE ONE THING ON
YOUR FACE I DON´T SEE.
>> IT WOULD´VE DELINEATED THE
SYMMETRY THAT I´VE BEEN TRYING
SO HARD TO ACHIEVE.
NOW, THAT HARDLY MAKES ME AN
ADDICT, DOES IT?
I MEAN, A PERFECTIONIST,
PERHAPS, BUT IN OUR BUSINESS,
THAT SORT OF GOES WITH THE
TERRITORY, DOESN´T IT?
>> OUR BUSINESS?
>> YES. I OWN ONE OF THE TOP
SALONS IN BEVERLY HILLS--
PARAGONIA.
>> OH, I´VE HEARD OF IT, HOME OF
THE $800 HAIRCUT.
>> FARMERS GET HAIRCUTS.
MY CLIENTELE ARE LIMITED TO THE
VERY RICH AND FAMOUS.
THEY DON´T COME TO ME FOR
HAIRCUTS.
THEY COME TO ME BECAUSE THEY
KNOW THAT I UNDERSTAND BEAUTY IS
AN OLYMPIC IDEAL.
I FACE A MIRROR ALL DAY.
EVERY TIME I LOOK UP, THERE I
AM.
NOW, IF I´M STRIVING TO MAKE MY
CLIENTS PICTURES OF PERFECTION,
THEN DON´T I OWE THE SAME
OBLIGATION TO MYSELF?
>> AND THIS CLEFT CHIN, IT´S
GONNA FULFILL SOME KIND OF
IDEAL?
>> DR. TROY, WHEN AN A-LIST
CELEBRITY IS THINKING ABOUT
GETTING A LITTLE WORK DONE, TO
WHOM DO THEY TURN, THEIR MAID OR
TO SOMEONE LIKE ME WHO HAS
DEDICATED HIMSELF BODY AND SOUL
TO A UNIVERSAL STANDARD OF
BEAUTY?
SO, TO WHOM DO I SEND MY $800
HAIRCUTS?
I TRULY AM AT A LOSS.
>> OK. SO, THIS CLEFT--
ARE WE TALKING MICHAEL OR KIRK
DOUGLAS?
>> [LAUGHS]
MY MIGRAINES HAD JUST GOTTEN SO
BAD THAT ACTUALLY, IT WAS MY
MOTHER, OF ALL PEOPLE, THAT
SUGGESTED I GOT ACUPUNCTURE.
>> I PUT TWO NEEDLES IN HER,
AND, BINGO, SHE STARTS TO SOB.
>> AND SHE LET ME STAY UNTIL I´D
STOPPED, AND THEN I INVITED HER
OUT TO DINNER TO THANK HER.
>> AND YOU´RE STILL THANKING
EACH OTHER, HUH?
SO, HOW DID ANNIE DEAL WITH THE
NEW SITUATION?
DID SHE FREAK?
>> UH-UH. NO.
WELL, YOU KNOW HOW SHE ADORES
HER AUNT LIZ, SO I JUST
TOLD HER--
>> YOU OUTTED ME TO ANNIE?
>> WHY? IS THAT SOMETHING TO BE
ASHAMED OF?
>> NO. IT´S JUST THAT I WANTED
TO BE ABLE TO TELL HER MYSELF...
LIKE WHEN´S 60.
>> LADIES, THIS IS THE 21st
CENTURY.
YOU CAN TAKE OFF YOUR CORSETS.
>> [GIGGLES]
OH, I´M SORRY. NO.
IT´S JUST, OLIVIA SAID I SHOULD
GET USED TO PDAs--PUBLIC
DISPLAYS OF--
>> OF AFFECTION. I KNOW.
>> SORRY.
>> SO, HOW DID ANNIE DEAL WITH
IT?
>> SHE´S FINE.
I MEAN, SHE SEES HOW HAPPY I AM,
THAT I´M MORE COMPLETE, THAT
THERE´S NO MISSING PART OF ME.
YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.
>> WELL, ACTUALLY, NO.
>> YEAH. WHAT´S UP WITH THAT?
YOU´RE THIS BEAUTIFUL, BRILLIANT
DOCTOR, AND NO ONE´S GRABBED
YOU UP YET?
>> HARD TO BELIEVE, HUH?
>> HONEY, LOOK IN THE MIRROR,
OK?
YOU´RE ONE HOT MAMA.
YOU´VE GOT SEXY SPILLING OUT OF
EVERY PORE, DOESN´T SHE?
>> YOU DO.
>> YOU KNOW, I´M SURPRISED YOU
TWO NEVER WENT FOR IT.
>> OH, LIZ IS LIKE FAMILY.
IT´D BE LIKE GOING OUT WITH YOUR
SISTER.
>> WELL, CALL ME STUPID.
YOU´RE MARRIED WITH KIDS.
I SORT OF ASSUMED THAT YOU WERE
STRAIGHT.
>> LESBIAN LESSON NUMBER ONE--
NEVER ASSUME.
TIME´S UP.
>> DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT?
I´LL GIVE YOU A LIFT.
>> LESSON TWO--HOTEL SEX:
HOTTEST KIND.
WE´VE GOT THIS INCREDIBLE SUITE
OVERLOOKING HOLLYWOOD.
I ALWAYS STAY THERE WHEN I COME
OUT ON BUSINESS.
THANK YOU.
ALRIGHT.
LET´S GO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE
KIDS NOT BEING AROUND.
I CAN´T WAIT TO DO YOU ON THE
BALCONY.
>> STOP IT.
>> AND YOU HANG IN, OK?
SHE´S OUT THERE.
YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE A LITTLE
FAITH.
>> PPPBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTT!
THAR SHE BLOWS, LADDY!
>> DAMN IT, CHRISTIAN.
SHE GOT SICK.
>> OH, COME ON.
IT´S NO BIG DEAL.
THERE ARE PLENTY OF WOMEN OUT
THERE.
SOME ARE EVEN POTTY TRAINED.
>> WELL, I´M NOT LIKE YOU, OK?
YOU SEE THE SLIGHTEST
IMPERFECTION IN A WOMAN, AND,
POOF, YOU´RE GONE.
WELL, NEWS FLASH--THE ONLY KIND
OF WOMAN WHO DOESN´T FART AND
CRY AND LOOK LIKE CRAP IN THE
MORNING IS EITHER INFLATABLE OR
DEAD.
>> SEAN, YOU´RE NOT GONNA START
DATING THE SHITTER.
>> STOP SAYING THAT.
>> COME ON.
HOW CAN YOU LOOK AT HER NAKED
BODY AND NOT THINK, "RUBBER
SHEETS"?
>> I GOT SOME LEFTOVER SLOPPY
JOE´S.
ANY TAKERS?
>> UGH! PBBT!
>> NO, THANK YOU, LIZ. ASSHOLE.
>> HA HA HA!
>> WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID?
>> I TELL YOU, MAN, THAT GUY IS
THE JOB OF THE DATING WORLD.
FIRST, JULIA MOVES TO LESBAYNIA.
THEN BACHELORETTE NUMBER TWO--
>> JULIA IS JUST A TOURIST.
SHE HASN´T TAKEN UP RESIDENCY,
AND I DON´T THINK SHE PLANS TO.
>> I THOUGHT SHE HAD THE HOTS
FOR THAT OLLY CHICK.
>> GAY, STRAIGHT, WHO WOULDN´T
BE?
OLLY IS INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL.
>> SO SHE´S JUST BI-CURIOUS?
>> RIGHT NOW, OLIVIA IS
SOMETHING DANGEROUS AND NEW,
MORE SATISFYING THAN WHAT SHE
HAD WITH SEAN, BUT THIS ISN´T IT
FOR HER.
YOU CAN SEE THAT EVERY TIME
OLIVIA TOUCHES HER.
>> POOR SEAN.
I TELL YOU, THAT JULIA KEEPS YOU
GUESSING, DON´T SHE?
AT LEAST SHE DOESN´T SHIT IN THE
HOT TUB.
>> HMM.
>> THEY TOLD ME TO COME RIGHT
IN, SO THAT´S WHAT I DID.
>> AND YOU ARE...
>> WESTON, EDEN, LIKE IN "THE
GARDEN OF."
>> NO. I MEANT, YOU ARE...
HOW OLD?
>> OLD ENOUGH. I JUST TURNED 18.
>> UH-HUH. IS YOUR MOTHER OR
FATHER GOING TO BE PRESENT?
I DON´T PERFORM SURGICAL
PROCEDURES ON ANYONE UNDER 21
WITHOUT PARENTAL APPROVAL.
>> WELL, MY FATHER IS NOT REALLY
IN THE PICTURE ANYMORE, AND I´D
BE TOO EMBARRASSED TO TALK ABOUT
IT IN FRONT OF MY MOTHER.
>> WHAT IS IT YOU WANT ME TO DO?
SURGICALLY, I MEAN.
>> MY HYMEN BROKE WHILE I WAS
RIDING MY STUPID HORSE AT
SCHOOL.
I COULD FEEL IT RIP DEEP INSIDE.
I WANT YOU TO RECONSTRUCT IT.
>> WELL, WHY DON´T WE CALL
YOUR MOTHER AND JUST TALK TO HER
ABOUT YOUR PROBLEM?
>> I´M STILL A VIRGIN, OK, AND I
WANT TO DECIDE WHO TO GIVE IT
TO.
I DON´T WANT SOME DAMN HORSE
DECIDING IT FOR ME.
I MEAN, BLOW JOBS DON´T COUNT.
THAT´S JUST LIKE KISSING
SOMEONE, YOU KNOW, AND ANAL IS
COOL.
I MEAN, GUYS DON´T MIND AS LONG
AS THEY GET TO STICK IT IN
SOMEWHERE, BUT YOUR VIRGINITY,
THAT´S A SACRED HOLE.
IT´S A GIFT YOU GIVE TO SOMEONE
YOU CARE ABOUT.
>> YOU KNOW, I´M NOT COMFORTABLE
HAVING THIS CONVERSATION WITHOUT
A PARENT PRESENT.
>> IS THAT WHY YOU´RE SQUIRMING
AROUND LIKE THAT, BECAUSE YOU´RE
NOT COMFORTABLE, OR ARE YOU
HARD?
>> YOU NEED TO LEAVE.
>> YOU KNOW, I COULD MAKE THAT
ERECTION GO AWAY FOR YOU.
I´D LET YOU PUT IT IN MY MOUTH,
MY ASS.
2 OUT OF 3 IS NOT BAD, RIGHT?
MAYBE ANOTHER TIME.
IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU.
YOU´RE EVEN HOTTER THAN YOU ARE
ON TV.
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
>> UH, WHO IS IT?
>> DYKES ON BIKES.
WE´RE HAVING A "WELCOME TO L.A."
WEENIE ROAST WITH REAL WEENIES.
>> CHRISTIAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE?
>> CAN´T AN OLD FRIEND COME BY
AND SEE HOW AN OLD FRIEND IS
DOING?
LOOK AT YOU.
I LOVE THIS PLACE.
>> I WISH YOU´D CALLED BECAUSE
I´M MEETING OLIVIA, AND I HAVE
TO GET READY.
>> OH, JUST SLAM ON A PAIR OF
JEANS AND SOME BIRKENSTOCKS, AND
YOU´RE GOOD TO GO, RIGHT?
>> HA HA.
>> WHAT´S THIS THAT YOU´RE
READING, "LESBIANS AT MID-LIFE"?
WOW, YOU NEED A HOW-TO BOOK.
I THOUGHT THIS KIND OF STUFF
JUST CAME NATURALLY.
THIS IS VERY INTERESTING.
>> UM, COLLECTED WRITING,
LITERARY WORK.
>> AH, YOU MEAN LIKE "THE VAGINA
MONOLOGUES"?
>> CHRISTIAN, DO YOU HAVE A
PROBLEM WITH MY SEXUALITY?
>> I´VE ALWAYS HAD A PROBLEM
WITH YOUR SEXUALITY, AND YOU´VE
ALWAYS HAD A PROBLEM WITH MINE.
>> THAT MAY HAVE BEEN TRUE ONCE,
BUT NOT ANY MORE.
>> WHY, BECAUSE YOU´RE A
LESBIAN?
>> NO. BECAUSE I´M IN LOVE WITH
OLIVIA.
>> BULLSHIT.
FOR THE FIRST, TIME WE HAVE THE
OPPORTUNITY TO TELL EACH OTHER
HOW WE FEEL, AND YOU PULL THIS
LESBIAN CRAP.
>> UNBELIEVABLE.
YOU THINK I´M WITH A WOMAN
BECAUSE OF YOU?
>> I THINK YOU´RE WITH A WOMAN
BECAUSE DEEP DOWN, YOU REALIZED
THAT YOU CAN´T FALL IN LOVE WITH
ANOTHER MAN.
>> YOUR EGO IS SO HUGE, IT´S A
WONDER YOUR HEAD DOESN´T
EXPLODE.
>> IT´S THE ONLY THING BIGGER
THAN MY COCK, IF YOU RECALL.
OR DO MEN DISGUST YOU NOW?
>> OHH...YOU KNOW WHAT?
I AM GAY, CHRISTIAN.
I FEEL LIKE I´M BEING AUTHENTIC
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE.
>> SO, WHAT WE HAD WASN´T
AUTHENTIC?
>> WHAT WE HAD WAS EXCITING AND
ILLICIT AND FULL OF FANTASY.
>> MM-HMM.
>> OH, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO
WITH YOU.
IT´S JUST THAT WOMEN HAVE A
GREATER LEVEL OF SENSITIVITY.
>> SENSITIVITY, MY ASS.
REMEMBER HOW THIS FELT, HUH?
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE?
PUZZLE PIECES FIT, BABY.
ADMIT IT.
LET ME MAKE LOVE TO YOU.
WHAT´S THE WORST THAT CAN
HAPPEN, HUH, THAT I´M RIGHT,
THAT WE STOP RUNNING?
>> DAMN IT, CHRISTIAN!
OH, YOU WANT HONESTY?
YOU CAN´T STAND THE FACT THAT I
AM HAPPY WITHOUT YOU, THAT I´M
IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
>> YOU KEEP LYING TO YOURSELF,
SWEETIE PIE.
ONE DAY, THE NOVELTY WILL WEAR
OFF, AND YOU´LL REALIZE YOU
MISSED YOUR ONE CHANCE AT TRUE
HAPPINESS.
OLIVIA IS A NICE PIECE OF
ASS, BUT SHE CAN NEVER GET
INSIDE YOU THE WAY THAT I CAN.
>> SO, THIS IS NICE, HUH?
KIND OF LIKE BEING BACK IN
FLORIDA.
HOW´S SCHOOL GOING?
MOM SAYS IT´S A LITTLE BIT OF AN
ADJUSTMENT JUST BECAUSE
EVERYTHING IS NEW, WHICH IS
TOTALLY UNDERSTANDABLE.
>> I WANT TO COME LIVE WITH YOU.
>> OH, SWEETIE, IT TAKES TIME.
YOU DON´T KNOW ANY OF THE KIDS
YET, AND YOU DON´T--
>> IT´S NOT THE SCHOOL.
IT´S MOM.
>> HER BEING GAY?
IT´S PRETTY NEW FOR HER, TOO,
YOU KNOW?
>> I JUST WANT TO LIVE HERE WITH
YOU.
>> CAN I, DADDY?
>> HOW ABOUT I TALK IT OVER WITH
YOUR MOM, AND THEN WE´LL SEE,
OK?
>> SOMETIMES WHEN THINGS ARE
DIFFERENT, YOU JUST HAVE TO GET
USED TO THEM.
THEN THEY´RE NOT SO BAD, YOU
KNOW?
>> HEY, ANNIE.
THAT´S CUTE SUIT, BUT LAY OFF
THE CARBS, PUDGE.
ANNIE´S FANNY IS STARTING TO
LOOK LIKE A BLUBBER BUTT.
TSK TSK.
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT GIRL?
>> EDEN? SHE´S OLIVIA´S
DAUGHTER.
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
>> WANT SOME?
MY MOM LIKES TO LOOSEN HER GIRLS
UP BEFORE SHE NAILS THEM.
JULIA IS QUITE THE SCREAMER,
BY THE WAY.
>> WHY DIDN´T YOU TELL ME YOU
WERE OLIVIA´S DAUGHTER?
>> YOU MEAN USE MY REAL NAME?
WOULD´VE SPOILED ALL THE FUN.
YOU KNOW, IF JULIA IS MY NEW
MOMMY, THAT PRACTICALLY MAKES
YOU MY DADDY.
DON´T YOU WANT TO BE MY DADDY?
>> WHAT I WANT IS FOR YOU TO
STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER.
>> YOU MEAN MY LITTLE SISTER?
SHE´S SO SWEET AND
IMPRESSIONABLE.
OH, I HAVE SO MUCH TO TEACH HER.
>> YOU´RE A REAL LITTLE BITCH,
AREN´T YOU?
>> WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL MY
DAUGHTER?
>> YOUR LOVELY DAUGHTER SHOWED
UP AT MY OFFICE REQUESTING A
HYMEN RECONSTRUCTION.
>> I DON´T CARE IF SHE ASKS FOR
A THIRD TIT.
YOU´RE NEVER TO USE THAT WORD IN
REFERENCE TO HER AGAIN.
>> WHAT´S GOING ON?
>> OH, HI, JULIA.
I DIDN´T KNOW YOU WERE HERE.
IT WAS SO QUIET.
WHAT´S THE MATTER, MOM, HAVE AN
OFF DAY?
>> SWEETHEART, DON´T THINK THAT
BY GOING ON THE OFFENSIVE, WE´LL
FORGET THAT YOU´RE THE ONE IN
TROUBLE.
SO, WHO POPPED YOUR CHERRY?
>> CHARLES. HE´S BLACK.
>> AND THAT SHOULD MAKE A
DIFFERENCE?
>> WELL, HE WAS TOO BIG FOR ME.
IT HURT WHEN I RODE HIM.
>> YOU THOUGHT YOU COULDN´T COME
TO YOUR MOTHER BECAUSE I WAS IN
THE WAY?
>> OH, NO, JULIA.
YOU´RE NOT IN THE WAY.
YOU AREN´T EVEN HERE. GOD.
>> DON´T TALK TO HER THAT WAY.
I WON´T ALLOW IT.
>> I BET YOU DON´T EVEN KNOW THE
FIRST THING ABOUT WHO THIS
CHARLES IS, WHERE HE COMES FROM.
>> I TOLD YOU, CHARLES IS A
GODDAMN BLACK STALLION, YOU
RACIST PIECE OF SHIT.
>> EVEN IF THAT´S TRUE, I´M SURE
IT WASN´T HER FIRST HORSE.
>> SEAN!
>> YOUR DAUGHTER CAME TO ME TO
HAVE HER HYMEN REDONE.
DOESN´T THAT MAKE YOU A LITTLE
BIT UNCOMFORTABLE?
>> JULIA IS ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT
HOW YOU´RE ONE OF THE TOP
SURGEONS IN THE COUNTRY, SO I
ASSUME SHE WENT TO YOU BECAUSE
YOU WERE THE BEST.
MAYBE THE DISCOMFORT IS
SUBJECTIVE, DOCTOR.
>> CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A
MINUTE OUTSIDE?
>> WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
>> IT´S ABOUT ANNIE.
I DON´T THINK THIS IS A GOOD
ARRANGEMENT WITH YOU AND OLIVIA.
>> FOR HER OR FOR YOU?
I MEAN, IF YOU´RE WORRIED ABOUT
ANNIE SEEING HER MOTHER WITH
ANOTHER WOMAN, DON´T.
SHE SEEMS PERFECTLY FINE.
>> THAT´S NOT WHAT SHE TOLD ME.
>> WHAT DID SHE SAY?
>> SHE SAYS SHE WANTS TO LIVE
WITH ME, THAT SHE´S NOT
COMFORTABLE WITH EVERYTHING
THAT´S GOING ON.
>> I DON´T BELIEVE THAT.
SHE NEVER MENTIONED ANYTHING.
>> SHE LOVES YOU.
SHE DOESN´T WANT TO HURT YOU.
BUT SHE´S NOT HAPPY.
>> SHE´S MY BABY, SEAN.
I DON´T WANT TO LOSE HER.
[DEVO´S "SATISFACTION" PLAYING]
>> ♫ I CAN´T GET NO
SATISFACTION
AND I TRY, AND I TRY
AND I TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY
TRY, TRY, TRY
I CAN´T GET NO
NO, NO, NO ♫
>> AH, YOU´RE LATE.
WE STARTED WITHOUT YOU.
>> SORRY.
I GOT A LITTLE HUNG UP AT
JULIA´S.
>> PASS ME THE ROTO-OSTEOTOME,
WOULD YOU?
UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU WANT TO
DO THE HONORS.
THERE YOU GO.
>> THANK YOU, NURSE
>> ♫ I CAN´T GET NO, NO, NO
A-HEY, HEY, HEY ♫
>> HOW´D EVERYTHING GO WITH
JULIA?
>> JULIA IS FINE. IT´S ANNIE.
SHE´S UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE
WHOLE JULIA GAY THING.
SHE WANTS TO LIVE OUT HERE WITH
ME.
>> I CAN TALK TO HER, SEAN.
AT THAT AGE, IT´S ALL ABOUT
FITTING IN.
>> MAYBE SHE´S RIGHT.
MAYBE I´M THE ONE WHO´S HAVING
TROUBLE WITH IT.
>> MAYBE.
>> MAYBE I DON´T WANT TO SEE HER
WITH SOMEONE ELSE, MALE OR
FEMALE.
MAYBE ANNIE IS PICKING UP ON
SOMETHING FROM ME.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK YOU
SHOULD DO?
YOU SHOULD TAKE KATE ON ONE OF
THOSE ROMANTIC CALIFORNIA
WEEKENDS, YOU KNOW, LIKE
SHUTTERS DOWN IN SANTA MONICA OR
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
FORGET ABOUT JULIA.
>> YOU´RE SUGGESTING I TAKE THE
SHITTER TO SHUTTERS?
>> LOOK. I WAS WRONG.
YOU WERE RIGHT. WE´RE ALL HUMAN.
EVERYBODY POOPS.
JULIA DOESN´T NEED YOU TO
TAKE CARE OF HER PROBLEMS
ANYMORE, SEAN.
YOU´RE A FREE AGENT.
YOU SHOULD JUST GO FOR IT.
>> ♫ NO, NO, NO, NO
I CAN´T GET ME NO ♫
>> ♫ SATISFACTION ♫
>> ♫ WELL, I CAN´T GET NO ♫
>> ♫ SATISFACTION ♫
>> EDEN IS REBELLING.
REMEMBER HOW YOU ALWAYS WANTED
TO SHOCK YOUR PARENTS?
WELL, MOST KIDS GO THROUGH THAT
STAGE, BUT WHEN YOUR MOTHER IS A
LESBIAN, IT´S A TOUGH ACT TO
FOLLOW.
>> SHE´S GIVING IT A HELL OF A
TRY.
LOOK. GAY OR STRAIGHT, AS
PARENTS, WE NEED TO SET LIMITS.
I THINK SHE COULD USE A FEW
MORE.
>> HER STORY ABOUT THE HORSE WAS
TRUE.
I CHECKED WITH HER RIDING
INSTRUCTOR.
AFTER A PARTICULARLY DIFFICULT
HURDLE, SHE HAD BLOOD ON HER
UNIFORM.
LOOK. SHE´S BEEN THROUGH A LOT.
BEING DIFFERENT, HAVING ME FOR A
MOM ISN´T EASY ON A KID, AND IF,
FOR ONCE IN HER LIFE, SHE WANTS
TO BE LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS IN
HER CLASS, I WANT HER TO HAVE
THAT.
I´M SIGNING THE CONSENT FORM.
>> I´M NOT COMFORTABLE DOING
THIS.
JULIA WOULD NEVER APPROVE.
>> OH, SHE ALREADY HAS.
SHE SAYS MEDICALLY, YOU´RE THE
BEST, AND AS FAR AS YOUR ETHICS
ARE CONCERNED, SHE TRUSTS YOU
COMPLETELY.
>> I´D HAVE TO SEE HOW EXTENSIVE
THE TEAR IS.
>> ♫ I KNOW WHAT BOYS LIKE
I KNOW WHAT GUYS WANT
I SEE THEM LOOKING
THEY WANT TO TOUCH ME
I NEVER LET THEM
I KNOW WHAT BOYS LIKE
BOYS LIKE ♫
>> WHAT IF YOU CAN´T REPAIR IT?
>> WE´LL HAVE TO USE A DERMAL
REGENERATIVE TEMPLATE.
I´D SHAPE IT TO AN EXACT FIT,
REPLICATING THE NATURAL
FENESTRATIONS THAT WOULD ALLOW
NORMAL SECRETIONS.
>> ♫ BUT YOU, YOU´RE SPECIAL
I MIGHT LET YOU ♫
>> I WANT YOUR HANDS ON ME ANY
WAY I CAN.
>> ♫ I KNOW WHAT BOYS LIKE
BOYS LIKE ♫
>> I´M SORRY YOU DON´T AGREE
WITH MY DECISION.
I´M JUST DOING THE BEST JOB I
CAN, AND I KNOW YOU WILL, TOO.
>> WHAT´S THE MATTER?
MATT, WHAT--
>> I´VE LEFT KIMBER, DAD.
I´VE TAKEN THE BABY.
I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP.
>> SHE´S BEAUTIFUL, MATT, BUT
YOU CAN´T JUST TAKE HER AND
DISAPPEAR.
IT´S KIDNAPPING.
>> NO. KIMBER KNOWS SHE´S WITH
ME.
SHE DOESN´T CARE.
SHE CAN´T HANDLE BEING A MOTHER
RIGHT NOW, AND SHE DOESN´T WANT
ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME.
I´VE BEEN DECLARED A SUPPRESSIVE
PERSON.
>> WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
>> IT´S THIS WHOLE CAMPAIGN THEY
WAGE AGAINST PEOPLE WHO LEAVE,
YOU KNOW?
I MEAN, THEY TAKE YOUR PROPERTY.
THEY TAKE YOUR KIDS.
THERE WAS NO WAY I WAS GONNA LET
THEM GET THEIR HOOKS INTO JENNA.
>> ALRIGHT.
JUST RELAX, ALRIGHT?
HERE YOU GO. TAKE A SEAT.
OK. NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN
TO YOU NOW.
YOU´RE WITH US.
>> DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW?
>> NO, AND I DON´T WANT HER TO.
SHE´S GOING THROUGH ENOUGH RIGHT
NOW COMING OUT TO EVERYBODY.
I DON´T KNOW.
I WAS THINKING MAYBE I COULD
GIVE IT A TRY OUT HERE, YOU
KNOW, START OVER.
IF I CAN MAKE A FEW THOUSAND
BUCKS, FIND A PLACE TO LIVE,
MAYBE CHECK INTO SCHOOL, I
THINK--
>> YOU´VE GOT 250 GRAND, MATT.
I CAN´T THINK OF A BETTER TIME
TO DIP INTO IT.
>> [COOING]
>> THE MONEY IS GONE.
>> SHE GAVE IT TO THE CHURCH.
>> ALL OF IT?
>> YEAH.
>> JESUS, MATT, THAT WAS OUR
HOUSE.
>> I DIDN´T KNOW SHE WAS DOING
IT.
>> THAT´S MY HOUSE, EVERYTHING I
WORKED FOR.
HOW COULD YOU HAVE ENTRUSTED HER
WITH THAT KIND OF MONEY?
>> HE LOVED HER, SEAN, ALL
RIGHT?
HE DIDN´T KNOW THE BITCH WAS
GONNA TO RIP HIM OFF.
LOOK. HERE´S A FEW HUNDRED BUCKS
TO TIDE YOU OVER.
I´LL PAY THE FIRST COUPLE
MONTH´S RENT WHEN YOU FIND A
PLACE.
>> THANKS, CHRISTIAN.
>> YEAH. GREAT.
YOU BE THE GOOD FATHER AND WATCH
HIM TAKE EVERYTHING YOU EVER DID
FOR HIM AND FLUSH IT DOWN THE
TOILET.
>> DAD, LOOK. I´M SORRY, OK?
I SCREWED UP.
IT´S UNFORGIVABLE, YOU KNOW, AND
I WISH THERE WERE DO-OVERS IN
LIFE LIKE WHEN YOU´RE A KID.
>> [CRYING]
>> I HAVE TO CHANGE HER.
>> COME ON.
CUT THE KID SOME SLACK.
HE CAN´T HELP IT IF HE WAS BORN
WITH HIS BRAINS IN HIS DICK.
HE´S JUST LIKE HIS DADDY.
>> OHH...
>> I´M HAVING A GREAT TIME.
I WISH YOU WERE HERE.
>> SORRY.
OH, I´M SORRY.
I´M JUST--
I´M JUST OFF.
>> OFF OR OFF ME?
BEGINNING TO QUESTION MY
TECHNIQUE.
>> NO. DON´T.
YOU HAVE A VERY GOOD TECHNIQUE.
YOU HAVE A GREAT TECHNIQUE.
OH, I DON´T KNOW.
I´M JUST DISTRACTED, YOU KNOW,
WITH SEAN AND ANNIE AND--
>> THAT CHRISTIAN IS A PIECE OF
WORK, ISN´T HE?
>> MM, YEAH. YEAH.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK WE
SHOULD DO?
>> WHAT?
>> I THINK WE SHOULD GET
MARRIED.
WE COULD DRIVE TO BOSTON WHEN WE
GET HOME.
THE GIRLS CAN BE MAIDS OF HONOR.
>> OH, GOD, OLIVIA, I JUST DON´T
THINK I´M UP FOR THIS.
YOU KNOW, I DON´T THINK ANNIE IS
UP FOR IT.
YOU KNOW, I DON´T KNOW THAT
I AM.
>> I AM.
I LOVE YOU...
ORGASM OR NO ORGASM.
HA HA HA!
SOONER OR LATER, I JUST WANT THE
WORLD TO KNOW IT.
>> OH, SWEETHEART, WAIT. WAIT.
I JUST HAVE TO GO TO THE
BATHROOM.
>> [GRUNTING]
I´M SORRY. IT´S NOT YOU.
>> OK.
>> IT´S ME. I´M JUST DISTRACTED.
MY DAUGHTER IS GOING THROUGH A
TOUGH TIME.
>> OK.
>> RIDE ME, BABY. RIDE ME.
YES! FULL GALLOP.
OH! HARDER, HARDER.
THESE SHEETS ARE REAL SOFT.
>> THE BLOOD SUPPLY SEEMS
HEALTHY.
THE RISK OF REJECTION IS WHAT WE
MOSTLY WORRY ABOUT WITH THE
MAJORITY OF ALLOGRAFTS.
>> IT FEELS VERY TENDER.
>> IT WILL FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.
THERE´S SOME SLIGHT SWELLING,
NOTHING UNUSUAL.
>> IT´S REAL SENSITIVE ALL ALONG
HERE.
WHENEVER I TOUCH IT, IT SEEMS
SO--
I DON´T KNOW.
>> ONCE THE SUTURES ARE REMOVED,
THE EXTREME SENSITIVITY SHOULD
LESSEN.
>> NOT TOO MUCH, I HOPE.
THAT´D BE A DRAG.
DO I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT TEARING
MY NEW HYMEN WHEN I TOUCH MYSELF
LIKE THIS?
>> I´LL RECOMMEND ANOTHER
PRACTICE FOR YOUR FOLLOW-UPS.
I DON´T WANT TO SEE YOU IN HERE
AGAIN EVER.
>> I COULDN´T LEAVE L.A. WITHOUT
SEEING THE PACIFIC OCEAN.
I WAS DRIVING AROUND, AND I JUST
KEPT THINKING, "WHAT IF HE´S
RIGHT?
WHAT IF I´M RUNNING AWAY FROM
THE ONLY THING THAT I HAVE EVER
WANTED?"
>> LISTEN.
[WAVES CRASHING]
IT´S BEAUTIFUL, ISN´T IT?
[ROGUE WAVE´S "CALIFORNIA"
PLAYING"]
IT´S THE WORLD´S OLDEST SONG.
MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?
>> ♫ SCREW CALIFORNIA
AND FRIENDS
THAT ARE NEVER THERE ♫
♫ PLACES THAT THEY OUGHTA
PRETEND THAT THEY EVEN CARE ♫
♫ FROM A FALSE FAMILY
SHE COULD LIGHT YOU UP ♫
♫ LIKE A HOLIDAY TREE
IN THE SUMMER ♫
♫ SO LEAD US THERE ♫
>> I SHOULD BE THE ONE TO TELL
SEAN, UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU
WANT TO.
>> NO.
>> THEN I´LL TELL HIM.
HE´LL BE UPSET AT FIRST, BUT
HE´LL COME AROUND.
HE LOVES US BOTH.
I´M SURE HE WANTS US TO BE
HAPPY.
HE´LL FIND SOMEONE, YOU KNOW?
DID HE TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED
WITH THAT TV ACTRESS THAT HE´S
BEEN SEEING?
OH, MY GOD, THAT GUY SURE CAN
PICK THEM, PRESENT COMPANY
EXCLUDED, OF COURSE.
HE´S GOING TO HAVE TO LEARN HOW
TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU, YOU KNOW?
I´VE BEEN DOING IT FOR YEARS.
NOW IT´S HIS TURN.
>> IS THAT WHAT GAVE YOU AN
ORGASM, IMAGINING THE LOOK ON
SEAN´S FACE WHEN YOU TOLD HIM WE
WERE TOGETHER?
>> THAT´S RIDICULOUS.
I LOVE YOU.
>> HOW CAN YOU LOVE WHAT YOU
CAN´T EVEN SEE?
>> WHERE YOU GOING?
>> HOME.
OLIVIA SAID THAT THE ONLY WAY
I´D GET YOU OUT OF MY SYSTEM WAS
TO SLEEP WITH YOU.
I GUESS SHE WAS RIGHT.
[DOOR CLOSES]
[SHOWER RUNNING]
[SHOWER STOPS]
[DOOR CLOSES]
>> MATTIE?
>> HEY.
DO YOU KNOW WHEN CHRISTIAN IS
GONNA GET BACK?
I WANTED TO ASK HIM IF HE
COULD--
YOU KNOW WHAT? NEVER MIND.
IT´S NOT IMPORTANT. I´M SORRY.
>> YOU NEED SOME MONEY?
WHAT DID CHRISTIAN GIVE YOU, A
COUPLE OF HUNDRED?
HERE.
>> NO. NO. IT´S OK, DAD.
YOU MADE YOUR STANCE ON THAT
REAL CLEAR.
I GOT IT.
>> I WAS WRONG. I OVERREACTED.
LET ME HELP YOU OUT.
I´LL MAKE IT OUT TO CASH.
>> UM, WHY THE SUDDEN CHANGE?
>> WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES, RIGHT?
WE ALL JUST KEEP TRYING TO DO
BETTER, BE BETTER PEOPLE,
OVERCOME OUR WEAKNESSES.
IT TOOK GUTS TO DO WHAT YOU
DID--TAKE IT--LEAVE KIMBER,
START FRESH.
I´M PROUD OF YOU.
>> OH, DID YOU GET IT?
>> MM-HMM.
I GOT $300 WORTH, COURTESY OF MY
TWO DADS.
>> YES.
>> YEAH. DADDY MAC GAVE ME A BIG
FAT CHECK TO HELP ME GET ME BACK
ON MY FEET.
NEXT WEEK, IT´S MOMMY´S TURN TO
SAVE ME.
>> [CRYING]
>> HEY, I THINK SHE´S HUNGRY.
>> SHE´S FINE, MATT.
WILL YOU HELP ME WITH THIS,
PLEASE?
>> ♫ NO, NO, NO
I AIN´T GOT THE TIME
AND IF MY DADDY THINKS I´M FINE
HE´S TRIED TO MAKE ME
GO TO REHAB
I WON´T GO, GO, GO
I´D RATHER BE AT HOME WITH RAY
I AIN´T GOT 17 DAYS
´CAUSE THERE´S NOTHING
THERE´S NOTHING YOU CAN TEACH ME
THAT I CAN´T LEARN
FROM MR. HATHAWAY
I AIN´T GOT THE TIME
AND IF MY DADDY THINKS I´M FINE
HE´S TRYING TO MAKE ME GO
TO REHAB
I WON´T GO, GO, GO ♫
>> PATRON SILVER, PLEASE.
[CLEARS THROAT]
THANK YOU.
>> WELL, HELEN DIDN´T
EXAGGERATE.
SHE SAID YOU WOULD BE OVER 6
FEET TALL AND GORGEOUS, ALTHOUGH
SHE SAID YOU´D BE SITTING AT THE
OTHER END OF THE BAR.
DO I PAY FOR THE DRINKS NOW,
OR SHOULD I PUT IT ON MY HOTEL
BILL?
>> AND YOU ARE...
>> VALERIE FARELL.
I PROBABLY SHOULDN´T HAVE USED
MY REAL NAME.
OH, WELL. TOO LATE.
I´M SORRY. FORGIVE ME.
I´M AFRAID I´VE NEVER DONE THIS
BEFORE--PAID FOR SOMEONE.
>> TELL ME, HMM, DOES YOUR
HUSBAND KNOW HOW YOU SPEND HIS
HARD-EARNED MONEY?
>> ONLY IF THERE´S LIFE AFTER
DEATH.
>> OH. SORRY.
>> DON´T BE.
HE´S MUCH BETTER OFF TO ME THAT
WAY.
MY HUSBAND OWNED MOST OF THE
CITY OF SANTA CLARITA,
CALIFORNIA.
HE WAS A VERY POWERFUL MAN IN
EVERY WAY BUT ONE.
>> WELL, AS THEY SAY, MONEY
CAN´T BUY YOU EVERYTHING.
>> AS LONG AS IT CAN BUY YOU.
CAMPBELL, ISN´T IT?
I THINK THAT´S WHAT HELEN SAID.
>> IS IT ENOUGH?
>> DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU´RE
THINKING.
[CLEARS THROAT]
>> 3 OR 4 YEARS AGO, WE HAD ONE
OF THE WORST DROUGHTS IN
CALIFORNIA HISTORY.
THE FRUIT JUST WITHERED ON THE
VINE, AND THEN IT RAINED, AND IT
ALL CAME BACK.
IT´S BEEN A LONG DRY SEASON.
>> WELL, I HOPE YOU BROUGHT AN
UMBRELLA BECAUSE THEY´RE
PREDICTING THUNDER STORMS.
>> I KNOW MATT IS AN ADULT AND
I´M NOT SUPPOSED TO WORRY, BUT
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HEARD
FROM HIM?
>> OH, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS WITH A
NEW BABY.
>> YEAH. I GUESS WITH KIMBER AND
THE CHURCH, HE´S GOT HIS HANDS
FULL.
>> SO, WHAT DID YOU DECIDE ABOUT
ANNIE?
YOU SAID YOU FIGURED SOMETHING
OUT.
>> ACTUALLY, IT WAS HER IDEA.
[DOOR OPENS]
>> HA HA HA!
HE WAS SO CHECKING YOU OUT.
HERE. LET ME HAVE THOSE.
>> SO, DID MOMMY TELL YOU?
ISN´T IT GREAT?
>> ANNIE WANTS TO GO TO PRESTON,
THE SCHOOL WHERE EDEN GOES.
IT´S RIGHT OUTSIDE OF SANTA
BARBARA.
>> ISN´T IT WONDERFUL?
I´LL BE ABLE TO LOOK OUT FOR HER
27/7 LIKE A REAL BIG SISTER,
AND IT´S ONLY AN HOUR AWAY, SO
DADDY CAN COME VISIT WHENEVER HE
WANTS TO.